Let me present you the biggest blue pill, beta male song of all time
Music represents a very important indicator about the state and trend of our culture. While 200 years ago everyone would listen to majestic music, this stake has been falling and falling and, in 2017, we have reached the nadir of the matter. But I do not even need to go so back in time: while in the 60s or 70s you would turn on the radio and still listen to music made with talent and soul, nowadays what you have is a bunch of crappy pop songs, most of them produced by the same lame producers. All of them sound like a copy of one another, with their annoying “metal effects”, which sound like ducks screaming for help (actually they must be, when listening to this music), and almost no use of instruments at all, which is – or should be – essentially the base of every musical production.
Listening to “mainstream” music nowadays is a pure human torture, which gets even worse as you have to hear it via different channels and places, since the latest hits are played in every possible set ad nauseam (e.g.: take into account the Latin song “Despacito”: indeed a very good and well produced song, vomited by the radios and clubs until nobody can stand it anymore).
But, if only the quality of music itself was an issue, I would not be writing this article. Another trait of these modern, advanced times is that women rule and the music industry is no exception. The result: emancipated females singing and behaving the way they want while most of men (can you really call them that?) just sing, excuse me, whine like a bunch of effeminate crybabies, composing songs about how great women are, how these are center of their universe and why these beautiful, innocent beings are only reason for their sad existence.
I thought I had already listened to everything until last week, while on the gym – if it weren’t for training with my own music I would have no muscles at all, since the ones playing there not only do not give you any motivation but actually totally kill it off – something really painful penetrated my auditory nerve: it was a song called Hot2Touch from the German DJ Felix Jaehn featuring the American pop singer Alex Aiono and the British producer Hight (wow, how come you can bring three people/nationalities together and make such a big shit?). And after the initial shock, I decided that the best would be to literally break down the lyrics, just because such “work” could be not be left unpunished to such an affront first, to one of the seven arts, and second, to all the men who value themselves and do not put women on pedestals.
“She knows she’s in control
Turns the heat up, then she lets me go”
So basically the girls does whatever she wants, uses you and then says “next”.
“She wants me, then she don’t
She’s the leader and I follow”
So she wants you and then she “don’t” (do you know English by the way?)…and what do you do, you dump her, right? Oh no wait, you will just follow her and do whatever she decides!
“My love, it’s easy for you
Setting the rules and playing it cool”
Wait, who sets the rules and plays it cool? You are talking about yourself, the man, right? Are you finally learning something?
“My heart, like a broken cassette
Echoes in my chest, we’re getting close
We’re getting close”
False alarm! The guy is comparing his heart to a broken cassette. What should be compared instead is the quality of his music.
“But she’s too hot to touch
She’s too hot to touch
(She’s too hot)”
(Chorus which is painfully repeated all the time)
Dude, have you ever banged an attractive girl? Relax, in the end they have two legs and a pussy like the other ones, so there is no need for such an excitement.
“I’ve got to make my move
And walk towards her, I don’t care what I lose”
My soul is stupefied…is this guy really making a bold, man’s move?
“And I’m dying just to prove it,
But she’s elusive no matter what I do”
Ah wait, false alarm again. He just wanted to prove her something, instead of simply not giving a fuck.
“You make me feel like burning, burning up
No, you can’t stop the hurting, too hot to touch”
Poor thing, suffering inside…these girls really break our hearts, don’t they? Let us all cry together and sing the kumbaya afterwards.
She knows that I want it
She knows that I gotta move
She knows that I’m on it
She’s too hot to touch
She knows that I want it
And I know what I gotta do
She knows that I want it”
(Ok fortunately the whiner championship has finished)
Yeah bro, the girl and all of us know how much you want her…that is why you never going to get her!
Aside from the obvious trolling made with this song, the truth is that issue is much deeper than one might thing in the first place. Why? Because it perfectly exemplifies the current state of things, proving that the mainstream is putting men in the mud, stupefying and abusing them as much as it can. And what men themselves do? Well they simply stick to the system and create such works which are nothing more than a shame to our nature of leaders and protectors. So whenever you, a guy friend or any male acquaintance you know are listening to such a song, just call him (or yourself) out and tell him to boycott all the beta songs which play all the time, everywhere. If at least men like us – who are masculine and who still believe that men and women have different roles and that is just a very good and healthy thing – do our part, then we are at least giving a contribute to a world which, in general terms and unfortunately, has no salvation anymore.
Regarding these Felix, Alex and Hight, well, they will not have what they deserve, since fame and money still has a crucial role when it comes to banging women. But if you are a normal guy and you keep following such whiners, then do not wonder why you end up your weekends jerking off on the couch, with no feminine prospects whatsoever to do that task for you. Because remember, she is too hot for you, so do not even bother about trying to bed her.